Exclusive First Listen! Shhhhhh...

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead... Oh wait. I mean don't tell mom that those bodacious blasphemers -AKA Tung & Gruv- are back at it. Take a listen!

Matt Bassano Wins the Innernube Today! Me? Im zesty.

Ah yes, i am very very zesty. I am very zesty indeed. Gruv, the beats brains of Tung & Gruv, My Part nerd and Part nurse,(well he is marrying a Doctor!).Mr. M. Bassano  was chosen to be featured in one of those Chica Missed Calls Make Content thingies over at corporate (read: Chica Chica Go Boom? Studios). and so now  i'm supposed to freemote. freemote for our red headed, corporeal, corporate I mean, Bassano video. And it is
My pleasure y'all! Cuz this boy is good!

Can You Believe This Song is 20 years old!?!!?

Is anybody curious about the 1990's yet? Or did 90's nostalgia subsume itself to the weight of carrying a grunge all these years? Here is my favorite rap song ever. From the 1994 movie soundtrack of 'Above The Rim' I present you....
Wait what?
Big Limpin?  Did we get Rickrolled?

Big Limpin' from Mr. Dr. on Vimeo.

Not Any Easier Still Might Be Better Because...

This is not going to be easy. 


Now she knows I'm awake. 
I should record this.
Her.
Or just turn the music up.
Something I could tell her
That would blow her mind
Or her faith.
And then the cats would stay. 
But how quickly I forget
Nothing ever goes away.

Why bother being good? 
When bad is here to play. 
How quickly I forget
Nothing ever goes away

When home becomes a hindrance
And roots reveal decay.
Turn the other cheek I speak. 
But Blessings enfilade.

Well I'll go and tell 
her that she wasn't just.
Because I am the loss 
of a loss of all trust.

Screaming so much it 
breaks down the time. 
Stop trying to help 
I am up every 
damn time. 
Want to make sure that the cats-

You must've erased it already
United is the first time 
What she's ever sent me. 

But how quickly I forget. 
Nothing ever goes away.

Why bother with life?
When if it's here to stay-
How quickly We'll forget. 
Nothing ever goes away


For Me, Ma bon vivant piquant!

Cat On A Dashboard... Cashboard?

This cat knows what's up! #toonces #sparkcamera #noanimalswereharmed https://t.co/SAHOK5IIbq

— Chica Chica Go Boom? (@chicachicagoboo) July 25, 2014

Sometimes It Snows In April.

It is April in Minneapolis. The sun is shining without a cloud in the sky. The temperature is 5 degrees fahrenheit. It is freezing. Its like the sun has reversed its natural function and is now sucking the heat from the earth instead of providing it. Its bright out. All the brighter to see your breath as it leaves your mouth and lungs and instantly frosts in the frigid air. Please Lord, you say, get me the heck out of Minnesota in April!  I cant even begin to imagine what January is like here!

And now please enjoy our Minneapolis Royalty Hisself's song 'Sometimes It Snows In April'.

Dissed

A List.
 The Gist of which
 U Missed
On a Tryst.
 While we Kissed
 You fled Bliss
 And for This
 I am Pissed.
 Hiss.

Cabin Trip June 2014 w/ Music by Product 626

A little jumbled but scenic nonetheless...

Brand New Life- A live Freakboy #9 track from Whitey Wolfe's last performance in Colorado!

Dig Dig Dig Sean's Bass SOLOOOOOOOOOOO!

I Love @Lyft. Easy and True.

WooHoo! Thx Gordie Cuz U used a free ride @lyft I get one! Join Lyft and get a $25 ride free w/ this link http://t.co/XR688aieR1 #easy #safe
— HNIC (@themarkstenger) July 10, 2014

Click here to get your free $25 ride credit from @Lyft!

Have I mentioned the Chica Chica Go Boom? Studios FB page?

No? Well here's a post from it.

Post by Chica Chica Go Boom? Studios.

You gotta watch the ending!

Quiz no man who is not yo man.

Did you really have the nerve to ask me Who and How For? 

Ok, here is your answer(s). 

Nunya. 

None. uh. ya. business. 

No really. How indeed! How is it even remotely tangential to your oeuvre to know WHO and HOW FOR?

     And what is 'how for?' even asking? I understand 'why come?' as an almost type of question, but your u-turn of a phrase 'how for?' gets my semiotics engine baffling. We'll have to come back to the latter half of your query later.  

    So instead let's push your 'Who' question of a premise a little further down the road. What if 'Who' is a someone you know? Does that create a mandate for snooping, simply because you are aware of their existence? OR, because of your mutual other awareness, do you now both share a bond in an expectation of privacy? It is almost exclusively a human quality, our fundamental choice whether or not we reveal any part of ourselves to one another, or many others. 

With me so far? 

No? 

Well too bad. Because now we have to ask; What if 'Who' is NOT someone that you know? Is their expectation of privacy with you, the unknown individual, diminished by a lack of personal familiarity? No, it is not. I posit that one's expectation of privacy from those they don't know is much stronger than with people they know. 

Why does your paltry 'want to know' complex tend to eclipse any sense of or respect for, a basic human decency? Could it be caused by modern society's over heightened appraisal of TMI in this modern age? Is it a matter of your own proprietary security? Or maybe it's just your big nose? Your big nose not belonging wherever you goes and sticks it?

You'll have to answer those last few Bon Mots on your own time...

Now it is time for your answer(s). 

The answer to Who is...

NUNYA!

And the answer to 'how for?' 

 Cuz 2+2. 

That's how for. 

626 Day Yay!!! FLOW LIKE THIS

I thought this song was the perfect pairing for this video... Do I vague much?

That's David Arnold, the bassist doing lead vocals on the verse. Clap your hands for Dave.
Go on,
Thanks.

Happy 626 Day!!!

So I used to be in a band called 'Product 626’. Matt Loftin, David Arnold, Jonny Aderhold and myself. Today being June 26, it's really 626 day. I'll explain more as the day goes on. For now let's start off with some Product 626 music...

Did You Say Mr. Dr.? Say No More!

Mama Told Me Never With A Blonde- a Mr. Dr. Track: http://t.co/4WLBWo38id via @YouTube
— Chica Chica Go Boom? (@chicachicagoboo) June 24, 2014

Laugh At/With Lightbulb J. Martin

Some Mel Mail

Read This If You Want to Learn to Write Well...

A fantastic piece! Mötley Crüe owes @taffyakner bigtime 4 crafting such a pleasurable read w/ them as a subject... http://t.co/NXPCBre2zt

— HNIC (@themarkstenger) June 13, 2014

Some Colorado Gardening Tips

So everyone in the world now knows about Colorado's legalization experiment. How about some Colorado gardening videos? About tomato plants... Do I really need to wink?