And Now For Some Overdue Praise...

Hi folks, Mark here.
Some of you may have noticed the name of Thomas Martin floating around a lot of the posts lately. I have been remiss in not making a more public display of gratitude to Mr. Martin for all of his wonderful contributions to Juicebox Thoughts. Alright enough of the flowery talk.
No, he deserves to hear it. 😺
Thomas has been nothing less then a godsend to Juicebox Thoughts. His perspective is unique and frankly underrepresented in today's Internet culture. He is one of my absolute favorite people in the world. I, and by extension all of you, are lucky to experience any part of his worldview. He is constantly showing me new facets of the culture. Music, books, sports, cuisine, politics, fashion... I trust his instincts without question and his judgement resolutely. So, if you get a chance, drop him a line! Ask him anything really.
Now is the time that I should be posting a picture of him but I didn't ask his permission first. Maybe next week.
MDStenger

Thanks T!
Welcome Aboard!

Fwd: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣, You are Hot!

So a friend of mine received this actual email from okcupid a few weeks back. Apparently okcupid thought he was an ugly dude. Why do I say that? Well if you read the email it implies that he was only being shown unattractive people as potential partners. That is until the users of okcupid, the female users rose up and declared my friend as one of  'the most attractive people on OkCupid'. The worst Sentence in the email from OkCupid? Is highlighted in blue. 'You'll now see more attractive people in your match results.'
Wow.... I really wish I could post a picture so you could see what my buddy 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣ looks like. But I promised. So people! Be wary of online dating services. It appears OkCupid is unscrupulous at best in dealing with matchmaking.
Enjoy the email!

From: OkCupid!   

Date: September 20, 2014 at 7:27:28 PM MDT

To: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣@gmail.com
Subject: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣, You are Hot!

Hey 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣, We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid. We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new haircut or something? Well, it's working! To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience: You'll now see more attractive people in your match results. This won't affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people. Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don't let this go to your head. OkCupid © 2014 Humor Rainbow, Inc. 555 W 18th St, New York, NY 10011 Unsubscribe

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TinyMeetBig: Examining the Minutiae & the Massive.

Ok just did a 'Reno' rebranding/revamping over at
Our tired out tumblr
TinyMeetBig is the Tag 2 sho nuff swag!
TinyMeetBig is the alkaline Al Kaline!
Send some Sugar-cubes if you think it sucks...
So Bookmark
The All New TinyMeetBig Tumblr!

Art from Mel!

                                         

The Artist C. Barrett is now Juicebox Thoughts' exclusive artist in Residence! 4th Appearance

Yep! So So excited 2 feature C. Barrett artwork whenever it comes available... Here are some new ones now!

C. Barrett Art!!! version 3.0

I just love this new technique Ms. Barrett is creating! Send us more please...

How 2 Play Guitar Like A Nerd & Still Get Chicas! (aaron harmon skivvies vidmix)

Can You Believe This Song is 20 years old!?!!?

Is anybody curious about the 1990's yet? Or did 90's nostalgia subsume itself to the weight of carrying a grunge all these years? Here is my favorite rap song ever. From the 1994 movie soundtrack of 'Above The Rim' I present you....
Wait what?
Big Limpin?  Did we get Rickrolled?

Big Limpin' from Mr. Dr. on Vimeo.

Brand New Life- A live Freakboy #9 track from Whitey Wolfe's last performance in Colorado!

Dig Dig Dig Sean's Bass SOLOOOOOOOOOOO!

Some Mel Mail

Read This If You Want to Learn to Write Well...

A fantastic piece! Mötley Crüe owes @taffyakner bigtime 4 crafting such a pleasurable read w/ them as a subject... http://t.co/NXPCBre2zt

— HNIC (@themarkstenger) June 13, 2014

An Exclusive Peek at C. Barrett's Latest Work!

Artwork by C. Barrett

You Did It Twice SILLzy!!

This is easy.
Third times a charm.


Now lets see you bloG.
   -xdopeshortyx-


ok im taking back the night.
how unfortunate of Justin Timberlake to co-opt an Anti-Rape slogan from
the 90's for a middlingly sexy come on song. And how very very unfortunate
of me to piss on both Justin and the popular slogan by abusing it here.
so lets just look at some art.

Striking huh?

Can anyone out there name the artist?

Tell Me Whats My Age Again?

This is for anyone..

It's up for grabs

It's got two lemons,

A harpoon &

A boondocks retreat;

A tried a true a travesty.

My first stupid, silly!!

"It's the same as your google, silly!"

X Marks the Spot by xDOPESHORTYx

Stag Nasty TV Hooker

Stag Nasty TV Hooker from Mark Demian on Vimeo.

SomeB.ody wrote me a rote poem!

At least it was addressed to me... I just love the fact that someB.ody took time out of their hectic schedule. They pressed pause on life for a few minutes to inject invective into our internets. 

A Lesson to be learned? SomeB.ody out there was thinking about ME! And as they always say, it's the thought that counts.   So without any further editorializing-

Please Burn After Reading:   

No. No. No. Let's do this sans spite.

Do Please Enjoy:

THERAPY AFTER 

This photo was taken in downtown Denver on the 16th street mall. ©2013

Car videos shot by the driver can be dangerous!

Post by Melanie Dimartini.