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Showing posts with label para las mamá listas. Show all posts

11/19/2014

Bandtogethernation.com: An Open Invitation 2 Rocky Mountain Musicians, Bands, Hanger's On and Groupies.

Hey there Internet,
How's it hanging? 
Oh really? 
Freeze dried them off? 
Nope.
I'm cool with just visualizing that scenario. No need to actually eyeball it. 
Well stay positive Internet, because I'm about to tell you about a new force for good when it comes to cultivating Colorado's most precious resource. 
What? No, not children...
And no! It's not weed either!
Dang Internet, I can't wait till you hit middle age I swear. I'm talking about Colorado's Musicians! Artists! As well as our native Bands, Club Owners, Promoters and Sound Engineers. Even Artist Representation and the music scene's multitude of Hanger On's!
Whoops! Did I say Hanger On's?
Sorry. I meant Interns... Just kidding!
If any Interns out there can read and if they somehow happen to see...
Ok ok, Much Love 2 all God's Interns interning it Out There in the Real World. You guys are much appreciated for reals. Just be thankful our editor killed the Groupie jokes and left the Intern ones in.
So last night I went to the very first meeting of this new force for good in Colorado, Band Together. You can move your mouse on over to the official
Band Together Colorado Website
for more details.
This is the organization that all y'all creatives are invited to scope out and join. Basically it costs only $5 to become an individual member for a year. There are all kinds of perks for joining Band Together- Way too many hours list herd but One Huge perk that perked me up after joining
Would be a free 3 song demo production from Vice Studios. But don't just take it from me, Band Together member since 11/18/14. Go check out the site, talk to some members and then Lay the $5 to get in. $5! C'mon local bands, how can you ever expect fans to pay $7-$10 to go see your band if you won't even spend $5 on yourselves?
In case that last bit guilted anybody into joining post haste just click here 4 new member signup page.
See Ya Later music skeeters,
Nuff said!

Special Thanks 2 the Murphys for being such scene stabilizing stalwarts as usual. Love you guys! Love Colorado Music Buzz Magazine too! One more thing...
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10/20/2014

Check Out Deidra Trotter's Beautiful Guitar Playing: JUST MESSING AROUND: PRETTY CHORDS [2014] JAM SESSION

Her name is Deidra Trotter and she is from somewhere down south. Lazy research on my part I know. Although for those of us born in Michigan like, nearly everywhere south of the northern state line of Ohio is 'down South'. I first was made aware of her on Google Plus of all places, and I'm darn glad to share her music here with you. She has a wonderful tone and innate sense of profound phrasing all her own. Oh yeah, if you like her playing let her know! And find out where she's from willya? 😜😜

Deidra Trotter's YouTube Channel
Enjoy!


10/09/2014

Fwd: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣, You are Hot!

So a friend of mine received this actual email from okcupid a few weeks back. Apparently okcupid thought he was an ugly dude. Why do I say that? Well if you read the email it implies that he was only being shown unattractive people as potential partners. That is until the users of okcupid, the female users rose up and declared my friend as one of  'the most attractive people on OkCupid'. The worst Sentence in the email from OkCupid? Is highlighted in blue. 'You'll now see more attractive people in your match results.'
Wow.... I really wish I could post a picture so you could see what my buddy 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣ looks like. But I promised. So people! Be wary of online dating services. It appears OkCupid is unscrupulous at best in dealing with matchmaking.
Enjoy the email!
From: OkCupid!   
Date: September 20, 2014 at 7:27:28 PM MDT
To: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣@gmail.com
Subject: 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣, You are Hot!

MDStenger, You are Hot!
Hey 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣,

We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.

We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it's working!

To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience:

You'll now see more attractive people in your match results.

This won't affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people.

Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don't let this go to your head.

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9/30/2014

TinyMeetBig: Examining the Minutiae & the Massive.

Ok just did a 'Reno' rebranding/revamping over at
Our tired out tumblr
TinyMeetBig is the Tag 2 sho nuff swag!
TinyMeetBig is the alkaline Al Kaline!
Send some Sugar-cubes if you think it sucks...
So Bookmark
The All New TinyMeetBig Tumblr!


9/25/2014

Herb & Stacy's First Dance (vocals by Laura Chirinos)

I just love this video because of many reasons, but foremost is the Happy Couple's kiss at the end...

7/29/2014

Matt Bassano Wins the Innernube Today! Me? Im zesty.

Ah yes, i am very very zesty. I am very zesty indeed. Gruv, the beats brains of Tung & Gruv, My Part nerd and Part nurse,(well he is marrying a Doctor!).Mr. M. Bassano  was chosen to be featured in one of those Chica Missed Calls Make Content thingies over at corporate (read: Chica Chica Go Boom? Studios). and so now  i'm supposed to freemote. freemote for our red headed, corporeal, corporate I mean, Bassano video. And it is
My pleasure y'all! Cuz this boy is good!


6/27/2014

Quiz no man who is not yo man.

Did you really have the nerve to ask me Who and How For? 
Ok, here is your answer(s). 

Nunya. 
None. uh. ya. business. 
No really. How indeed! How is it even remotely tangential to your oeuvre to know WHO and HOW FOR?
     And what is 'how for?' even asking? I understand 'why come?' as an almost type of question, but your u-turn of a phrase 'how for?' gets my semiotics engine baffling. We'll have to come back to the latter half of your query later.  
    So instead let's push your 'Who' question of a premise a little further down the road. What if 'Who' is a someone you know? Does that create a mandate for snooping, simply because you are aware of their existence? OR, because of your mutual other awareness, do you now both share a bond in an expectation of privacy? It is almost exclusively a human quality, our fundamental choice whether or not we reveal any part of ourselves to one another, or many others. 
With me so far? 
No? 
Well too bad. Because now we have to ask; What if 'Who' is NOT someone that you know? Is their expectation of privacy with you, the unknown individual, diminished by a lack of personal familiarity? No, it is not. I posit that one's expectation of privacy from those they don't know is much stronger than with people they know. 
Why does your paltry 'want to know' complex tend to eclipse any sense of or respect for, a basic human decency? Could it be caused by modern society's over heightened appraisal of TMI in this modern age? Is it a matter of your own proprietary security? Or maybe it's just your big nose? Your big nose not belonging wherever you goes and sticks it?
You'll have to answer those last few Bon Mots on your own time...
Now it is time for your answer(s). 
The answer to Who is...

NUNYA!

And the answer to 'how for?' 
 Cuz 2+2. 
That's how for. 

6/03/2014

Devil v. America- A Mr. Dr. Demo Track.

     June finds MISTERDOCTER in a patriotic mindset this year it seems... Enjoy the harmonies and relish the delicate dischord only a demo track can provide...

     
    And yes, Mr. Dr. assured me that an Actual Boomvie for the completed track will be coming. 


Soon? 
I had to ask...

Sometime this month he said. Before the girl's next birthday.


4/29/2014

Aww Hell! A Mr. Dr. Video





Aw Hell!
If you were on fire I would not come
I would not walk jump skip or run 
to you. 
I would just let you burn and warm yourself inside. With us on the 
outs still fine. 
Selfie! 
If you were drowning I would 
go back in time and kill the 
man who invented rope so there'd 
be none for you. 
That's what I'd do. 
So please please do not 
contact me. 
Consider me beyond the grave and there's no psychics. 
Actually consider me never to 
have existed at all. 
Not in your memories not 
even in a blade of grass 
that's been stepped on.

4/22/2014

Me Not Drinking is A Bird Not Flying

This is just me talkin to me. So please take it for what it's worth. One ad click.